Lawyer Posts Hilarious Legal Tips Based On Things That Actually Happened During his 19 Year Practice
We live a life of choices, but dumbass choices that we make in your life will put into in problems.
L. Scott Briscoe, a criminal lawyer from West Virginia, decided to use his experience to craft some very helpful legal tips based on the honestly mind-boggling events he’s witnessed.
He shares them on his Facebook page and they cover everything from what not to wear in a courtroom to how not to cheat a drug test. We can’t guarantee they’ll help you beat the rap, but at least they’ll give you something to laugh about.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #41When the judge asks you who the father of your child is, "A pill made me pregnant" is neither a credible nor acceptable response. Sex Ed. Look into it.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #32After stealing someone's debit card, do not use it to pay your home utilities, unless you wanted to give a deputy directions to your house.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #30"I'd sure love me a piece of that sweet ass." – Words you should never say to your Juvenile Probation Officer.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #22Pot Leaf earrings should NOT be worn to your hearing regarding possession of marijuana.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #9When coming to the courthouse, leave your drug paraphernalia at home. Most importantly,…
Free Legal Tip of the Day #6Drinking ice water just before your drug test does not adequately explain why your urine sample is cold.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #8Do no plan your next felony over the pay phone in your jail pod next to the sign that reads "All phone calls are monitored and recorded."
Free Legal Tip of the Day #20Men, when a woman asks you to send proof of your girth and length by holding your credit…
Free Legal Tip of the Day #7When running from the scene of your crime, the law will be able to track you down if you leave behind your wallet. And your car. And your friends sitting in your car.
Free Legal Tip of the Day #2When using a friend's urine in an attempt to pass a drug screen, drug test your friend first.