Thursday, 20 Jun 2019

Lawyer Posts Hilarious Legal Tips Based On Things That Actually Happened During his 19 Year Practice

We live a life of choices, but dumbass choices that we make in your life will put into in problems.

L. Scott Briscoe, a criminal lawyer from West Virginia, decided to use his experience to craft some very helpful legal tips based on the honestly mind-boggling events he’s witnessed.

L. Scott Briscoe Hilarious Lawyer

He shares them on his Facebook page and they cover everything from what not to wear in a courtroom to how not to cheat a drug test. We can’t guarantee they’ll help you beat the rap, but at least they’ll give you something to laugh about.

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #41When the judge asks you who the father of your child is, "A pill made me pregnant" is neither a credible nor acceptable response. Sex Ed. Look into it.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #32After stealing someone's debit card, do not use it to pay your home utilities, unless you wanted to give a deputy directions to your house.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Friday, April 24, 2015

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #30"I'd sure love me a piece of that sweet ass." – Words you should never say to your Juvenile Probation Officer.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Thursday, February 26, 2015

Free Legal Tip of the Day #22Pot Leaf earrings should NOT be worn to your hearing regarding possession of marijuana.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Thursday, May 8, 2014

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #9When coming to the courthouse, leave your drug paraphernalia at home. Most importantly,…

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Thursday, February 27, 2014

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #6Drinking ice water just before your drug test does not adequately explain why your urine sample is cold.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Monday, February 24, 2014

 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #8Do no plan your next felony over the pay phone in your jail pod next to the sign that reads "All phone calls are monitored and recorded."

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Free Legal Tip of the Day #20Men, when a woman asks you to send proof of your girth and length by holding your credit…

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Free Legal Tip of the Day #7When running from the scene of your crime, the law will be able to track you down if you leave behind your wallet. And your car. And your friends sitting in your car.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Free Legal Tip of the Day #2When using a friend's urine in an attempt to pass a drug screen, drug test your friend first.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Wednesday, February 19, 2014

 

 

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